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Paul Beisner

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Member Since : Mar, 2016
# of jokes posted : 6
# of followers : 2
# of following: 15
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 79.00
$25.00 won 7 votes

In bed: It's 6 am, you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 7:45 am.

At school/work: It's 1:30 pm, you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's still 1:30 pm.

7 votes

CATEGORY School Jokes
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$10.00 won 7 votes

A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, there's nobody home."

I went over. Nobody was home.

7 votes

Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
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$25.00 won 9 votes

I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer...

I saw it through my telescope last night.

9 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
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$9.00 won 10 votes
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Research shows that 80% of men don’t know how to use condoms. These men are called DADS.

10 votes

Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Paul Beisner" |