I couldn't sleep one night so I decided to take the dumbest tests Facebook had to offer. After answering about 90 questions... it turns out apparently, that I have insomnia.

I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer...

I saw it through my telescope last night.

Research shows that 80% of men don’t know how to use condoms. These men are called DADS.

A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, there's nobody home."

I went over. Nobody was home.