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While on a field trip to a local petting zoo Little Johnny breathlessly rushed up to his teacher and shouted out, "Teacher, teacher, I just saw a man making a horse!"

"Oh, Johnny, are you sure?" asked the teacher.

"Of course," said Johnny, "they were tacking on his feet as I walked by!"

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posted by "barber7796" |
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"Could you learn to love me?" ask the young man.

"Well," sighed the young lady. "I did learn shorthand in just three months."

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posted by "Egbert" |
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What do you call the soft tissue between a shark's teeth?

The slow swimmer.

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posted by "Chloe2015" |
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Which country left quickly?

Iran

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posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |