Best Jokes

While on a field trip to a local petting zoo Little Johnny breathlessly rushed up to his teacher and shouted out, "Teacher, teacher, I just saw a man making a horse!"

"Oh, Johnny, are you sure?" asked the teacher.

"Of course," said Johnny, "they were tacking on his feet as I walked by!"

"Could you learn to love me?" ask the young man.

"Well," sighed the young lady. "I did learn shorthand in just three months."

What do you call the soft tissue between a shark's teeth?

The slow swimmer.

Which country left quickly?

Iran