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"You are a cheat!" roared the angry card player.

"I am not," responded the accused.

"You certainly are," insisted the first man. "I know for sure that I never dealt you that ace!"

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posted by "Egbert" |
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An older man at the evening function bowed his head and wept quietly but copiously while while a young woman rendered the plaintive ballad, "My Old Kentucky Home."

The hostess tiptoed up to him and inquired tenderly, "Pardon me, are you a Kentuckian?"

"Nay, madam," the tearful one replied, "I'm a musician."

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posted by "maryjones" |
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Ford: It’s affordable so why not.

Dodge: Last forever because it’s always dodging the wrecks.

Ram: Built tough to withstand ramming stuff.

Chevy: Was really gonna be called “Heavy”, but was later decided on Chevy because it sounded better for a car company.

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posted by "WarmanAndrew" |
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What should you put on the tomb stone of a mathematician?

"He didn't count on this..."

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Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Chloe2015" |