An older man at the evening function bowed his head and wept quietly but copiously while while a young woman rendered the plaintive ballad, "My Old Kentucky Home."
The hostess tiptoed up to him and inquired tenderly, "Pardon me, are you a Kentuckian?"
"Nay, madam," the tearful one replied, "I'm a musician."
Ford: It’s affordable so why not.
Dodge: Last forever because it’s always dodging the wrecks.
Ram: Built tough to withstand ramming stuff.
Chevy: Was really gonna be called “Heavy”, but was later decided on Chevy because it sounded better for a car company.