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An older man at the evening function bowed his head and wept quietly but copiously while while a young woman rendered the plaintive ballad, "My Old Kentucky Home."

The hostess tiptoed up to him and inquired tenderly, "Pardon me, are you a Kentuckian?"

"Nay, madam," the tearful one replied, "I'm a musician."

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posted by "maryjones" |
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Ford: It’s affordable so why not.

Dodge: Last forever because it’s always dodging the wrecks.

Ram: Built tough to withstand ramming stuff.

Chevy: Was really gonna be called “Heavy”, but was later decided on Chevy because it sounded better for a car company.

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posted by "WarmanAndrew" |
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What should you put on the tomb stone of a mathematician?

"He didn't count on this..."

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posted by "Chloe2015" |
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The minister, meeting a neighbor's son after church, noticed he had a black eye. He put his hand on the boys head and says, "My boy, I pray you may never fight again. And that you will never get a black eye again."

"Thank you," the boy answered. "You may want to go home and pray for your own son too, I just gave him two of them."

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Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Benjones" |