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They say you shouldn't go grocery shopping when you're hungry...

But I ran out of food a few days ago, and it's just getting worse!

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Why don't some couples go to the gym?

Because some relationships just don't work out.

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posted by "Chloe2015" |
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Teacher: "What ancient ruler was it who played the fiddle while Rome was burning?"

Johnny: "Hector, ma'am."

Teacher: "No, not Hector. Hector was no ruler, he was a Trojan prince. Try again."

Johnny: "Then it was Duke!"

Teacher: "Duke? What do you mean Johnny?"

Johnny: "Well then, it must have been Nero... I knew it was someone with a dogs name."

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posted by "barber7796" |
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Me (texting): Are we still on for today?

Reply Received: You don’t have to text me this every morning! As your boss, trust me when I say, WE ARE "ON" FOR WORK EVERYDAY, MON - FRI!

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posted by "Chloe2015" |