Who Played the Fiddle? | Little Johnny Jokes

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Teacher: "What ancient ruler was it who played the fiddle while Rome was burning?"

Johnny: "Hector, ma'am."

Teacher: "No, not Hector. Hector was no ruler, he was a Trojan prince. Try again."

Johnny: "Then it was Duke!"

Teacher: "Duke? What do you mean Johnny?"

Johnny: "Well then, it must have been Nero... I knew it was someone with a dogs name."

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