Best Jokes

I fear my neighbor may be stalking me, she was googling my name last night on her computer...

I saw it clearly through my binoculars!

Customer in a waterfront restaurant: “Waiter, these are very small oysters!”

Waiter: “Yes sir, they are very small.”

Customer: “Also, they do not appear to be very fresh!”

Waiter with a resourceful response: “Then it’s lucky they’re small, ain’t it sir?”