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I fear my neighbor may be stalking me, she was googling my name last night on her computer...

I saw it clearly through my binoculars!

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Chloe2015" |
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Why did the triangle refuse to be friends with the circle?

It found the circle pointless.

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CATEGORY School Jokes
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posted by "Clown" |
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Why did the singer climb the ladder?

To reach the high notes.

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Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "barber7796" |
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Customer in a waterfront restaurant: “Waiter, these are very small oysters!”

Waiter: “Yes sir, they are very small.”

Customer: “Also, they do not appear to be very fresh!”

Waiter with a resourceful response: “Then it’s lucky they’re small, ain’t it sir?”

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CATEGORY Food Jokes
posted by "Pshark1998" |