I fear my neighbor may be stalking me, she was googling my name last night on her computer...
I saw it clearly through my binoculars!
Why did the triangle refuse to be friends with the circle?
It found the circle pointless.
Why did the singer climb the ladder?
To reach the high notes.
Customer in a waterfront restaurant: “Waiter, these are very small oysters!”
Waiter: “Yes sir, they are very small.”
Customer: “Also, they do not appear to be very fresh!”
Waiter with a resourceful response: “Then it’s lucky they’re small, ain’t it sir?”