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I told my boss, “Sorry I’m late. I was having computer issues.”

"Hard drive?" he asked.

"No, the commute was fine. It’s my laptop."

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Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
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I tried cooking with wine for the first time.

After five glasses, I forgot why I was in the kitchen.

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CATEGORY Food Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Jareth the Goblin King" |
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Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horses legs and rump, and chest..

After a few minutes, Johnny asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?"

His father replied, "Because when I am buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy."

Johnny, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom."

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Joke Won 3rd Place won $12.00
posted by "Leogal" |
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Bob: How are we going to sing tonight with these colds?

Charlie: I’ll sing solo and you sing tenor!

Bob: Solo? Tenor? What in the world are you talking about?

Charlie: I’ll sing solo, so low that I can’t be heard! You sing tenor, ten or twelve miles down the road!

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CATEGORY Musician Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Laugh and Enjoy Life" |