Best Jokes

We all know Albert Einstein was a genius...

But his brother Frank was a monster!

What starts with an "O" and ends with "nions" and sometimes make you cry?

Opinions.

I decided to quit my job as a personal trainer because I don't feel I'm fit enough for the job...

I’ve handed in my 'Too Weak' notice.

A Frenchman walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bird is wearing a baseball cap.

The bartender says, “Hey, that’s neat. Where did you get that?”

The parrot says, “France—they’ve got millions of them there.”