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I spent $80 on a belt that didn't fit...

My wife said it was a huge waist.

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |
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An engaged couple was having an intense argument.

She: "If that's the kind of person you are, I'm going to break our engagement right now. My feelings towards you have changed. I don't want anything more to do with you."

He: "In that case give me my ring back!"

She: "My feelings toward you have changed. My feelings about the ring have not..."

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posted by "Benjones" |
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What's the difference between a carpenter and an orthopaedic surgeon?

A carpenter knows more than one antibiotic!

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posted by "mickey" |
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My daughter wants the new iPhone for her birthday.

I told her she will if she gets good grades, does her chores and follows the house rules.

Otherwise, she will get a cheaper phone because...

It’s my way or the Huawei...

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |