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Farmer: "I've arranged my garden so as not to be caught by droughts this summing."

Neighbor: "What did you do?"

Farmer: "I planted my potatoes and onions in alternate rows. The onions will make the potatoes eyes water and reduce the need for water."

8 votes

CATEGORY Farmer Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Benjones" |
$50.00 won 8 votes

I was watching Star Wars with my daughter. She asked why Luke was climbing inside a Tauntaun. I said to keep warm.

She asked, "How warm is it inside?"

I said, "Lukewarm."

8 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
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posted by "Gegg Smith" |
$25.00 won 8 votes

A man was found guilty of overusing commas.

The judge warned him to expect a really long sentence.

8 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |
$10.00 won 8 votes

My neighbor rang on my doorbell at 3 am... can you believe it!?

Luckily I was still up playing the drums.

8 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |