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What's the difference between a carpenter and an orthopaedic surgeon?

A carpenter knows more than one antibiotic!

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CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "mickey" |
$50.00 won 8 votes
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My daughter wants the new iPhone for her birthday.

I told her she will if she gets good grades, does her chores and follows the house rules.

Otherwise, she will get a cheaper phone because...

It’s my way or the Huawei...

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
$12.00 won 8 votes

If a woman says she'll be ready in 15 minutes, she will be...

There's no need to remind her every half hour.

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Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |
$25.00 won 8 votes

My boss said, “I find it highly suspicious that you are only sick on weekdays.”

I said, “It must be my weekend immune system.”

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CATEGORY Work Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |