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Because of a minor infraction, a sailor aboard Navy ship bound for Japan, was busted one rank, fined, and given extra duty for three weeks. Looking forward to celebrating his 21st birthday on July 22, he consoled himself every night during his extra duty by reciting, "They can bust me, they can fine me -- but they can't take away my birthday."

As July 22 approached, his excitement increased. When he went to bed on July 21, he happily repeated, "They can bust me, they can fine me -- but they can't take away my birthday."

The next morning, he found out that the ship had crossed the international date line -- and it was July 23.

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posted by "maryjones" |
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I recentally had dinner at a seafood restaurant. Upon being seated the waiter arrives promptly to take my order. 

I ask, "Do you have frog legs?" 

My waiter answered, "No, that's just the way I walk!"

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posted by "barber7796" |
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How do you put a baby alien to bed?

You rocket to sleep.

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posted by "aak" |
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The golfer sliced a ball into a field of chickens, striking one of the hens and killing it instantly. He was understandably upset, and sought out the farmer.

“I’m sorry,” he said, “my terrible tee-shot hit one of your hens and killed it. Can I replace the hen?”

“I don’t know about that,” replied the farmer, mulling it over. “How many eggs a day do you lay?”

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posted by "barber7796" |