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What would you call a remake of TRON?

NEUTRON.

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CATEGORY Science Jokes
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posted by "barber7796" |
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Taylor was desperate for business, and was happy to be appointed by the court to defend an indigent defendant. The judge ordered Taylor,"You are to confer with the defendant in the hallway, and give him the best legal advice you can."

After a time, Taylor re-entered the courtroom alone. When the judge asked where the defendant had gone, Taylor replied, "You asked me to give him good advice. I found out that he was so guilty, so I told him to split."

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posted by "maryjones" |
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Patient: "Doctor, I'm just so nervous. This is my first operation."

Doctor: "Don't worry. Mine too."

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posted by "Clown" |
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Did you hear about the skunks that started a boy band?

They are calling themselves "The Back Streak Boys"!

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posted by "Egbert" |