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Favorite this joke A chicken pie in Jamaica costs £1.50.
A chicken pie in Trinidad costs £1.75.
A chicken pie in St Kitts costs £2.50.
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean!
When the train stopped at the little Southern station in Arkansas, the tourist from the north sauntered out and gazed curiously at a lean animal with scraggy bristles that was rubbing itself against a scrub-oak.
"What do you call that animal," he ask curiously of a native.
"Razorback hawg," replied the native.
"What's he doing rubbing himself against that tree?"
"He's stropping himself, such. Just stropping himself."
When your age and waist line intersect...
That's a sign you have reached the first stage of old age!
When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation said she was a school teacher.
The judge rose from the bench. "Madam, I have waited years for a school teacher to appear before this court," he smiled with delight. "Now sit down at that table and write 'I will not pass through a red light' five hundred times!"
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