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"Yes," said the lawyer to his client. "You have got the best case I have ever heard."
"Thanks," said the client, grabbing up his coat and heading out the door.
"Where are you going?" ask the astonished lawyer.
"I'm going to settle this case out of court," said the leaving client.
"But I told you it is the best case I have ever heard?"
"Maybe," began the client, "but not for me, I told you the other fellow's case."
My friend came back from Las Vegas once. He told me the slot machines are easy to win big at.
He went to town in a $10,000 Nissan, left in a $360,000 Porsche.
I thought, "Nice, I'm going to get in on that." So I left for Vegas in my $15,000 Toyota. Came back in a $800,000 vehicle.
A Greyhound bus.
As an maintenance man in an upscale hotel, I was asked to repair or replace the television in a guest room. When I arrived, the couple was watching a picture that had static lines going through it and was very fuzzy.
I knew all our spare sets were in use, so I figured what the heck, I struck the side of the TV with the heel of my hand. The picture became clear returned to normal.
"Look, honey," said the wife to her husband. "He went to the same repair school as you."
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