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When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation said she was a school teacher.

The judge rose from the bench. "Madam, I have waited years for a school teacher to appear before this court," he smiled with delight. "Now sit down at that table and write 'I will not pass through a red light' five hundred times!"

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posted by "Benjones" |
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How was Rome split in two?

With a pair of Ceasars.

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posted by "Heaven" |
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A 5 year old kid opened his birthday present to find a new toy car. He went up to his father who had just finished dying his hair. The kid was upset. “Dad, I wanted a red toy car and not a blue one.”

The father replied, “A car is a car. Red or blue, color doesn’t matter.”

The kid said, “Then dad, hair is hair. White or black, color doesn’t matter.”

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posted by "Kyoto" |
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Did you know that 97% of the world is dumb?

Luckily I’m in the other 5%!

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |