Best Jokes

Patient: "Doctor, I'm just so nervous. This is my first operation."

Doctor: "Don't worry. Mine too."

Did you hear about the skunks that started a boy band?

They are calling themselves "The Back Streak Boys"!

One day a man was going home...

Thief: "Stop! Give me your wallet! (The man hands him his wallet.) Ha! See how I fooled you! There are no bullets in this gun."

Man: "Ha! See how I fooled you! There's no money in that wallet!"

Man 1: "Today Facebook saved my life."

Man 2: "How?"

Man 1: "It reminded me about my wife's birthday!"