Patient: "Doctor, I'm just so nervous. This is my first operation."
Doctor: "Don't worry. Mine too."
Did you hear about the skunks that started a boy band?
They are calling themselves "The Back Streak Boys"!
One day a man was going home...
Thief: "Stop! Give me your wallet! (The man hands him his wallet.) Ha! See how I fooled you! There are no bullets in this gun."
Man: "Ha! See how I fooled you! There's no money in that wallet!"
Man 1: "Today Facebook saved my life."
Man 2: "How?"
Man 1: "It reminded me about my wife's birthday!"