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Why do you pronounce “queue” as “q”?

Because the other letters are waiting in line.

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |
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Wife: "I'm pregnant...."

Dad: "Hi pregnant, I’m dad!"

Wife: "No, no you’re not."

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |
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Ms. Warner: "Well, how are you getting on in your new eight room house?"

Ms. Kyle: "Oh, not so badly. We furnished one of the bedrooms by collecting soap coupons."

Ms. Warner: "Didn't you furnished the other seven rooms?"

Ms. Kyle: "We can't. They are full of the soap."

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posted by "maryjones" |
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Little Johnny's teacher was was discussing the weather in chemistry class? She asked, "When rain falls does it ever rise again?"

After asking various students she called on Little Johnny.

"Yes, it does... in dew time."

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Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Benjones" |