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"What are you going to do this weekend?"

“I’m going to buy glasses.”

“And then what?”

“Then I’ll see.”

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |
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What did the scientist say when he found two helium atoms?


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posted by "Gegg Smith" |
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"What did you buy your husband for his birthday?"

"Well, knowing he wanted a journal, I bought him one that locked since he's so particular about his notes."

"And surely you bought something for yourself too?"

"Oh, of course! I made myself a duplicate key."

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posted by "barber7796" |
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During history class the teacher was discussing George Washington.

"George Washington, not only did he chopped down his cherry tree," the teacher explained, "but he also admitted to doing it. Does anyone know why his father did not punish him? "

After a few minutes of silence Little Johnny answered, "Maybe because George still had the ax in his hand?"

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posted by "barber7796" |