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$6.00 won 8 votes

I decided to do the DNA test to discover who I really am...

They sent me the results and the conclusion reached...

They sent me a package of seeds and suggested I start over again!

8 votes

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Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "barber7796" |
$12.00 won 8 votes

I put my root beer in a square glass...

Now it's just beer.

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Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "aak" |
$15.00 won 8 votes

Patient: I have a problem doctor. I feel depressed and unhappy.

Doctor: You should cut down on your drinking.

Patient: I don't drink and have never touched a drop in my life.

Doctor: You should cut down on your smoking.

Patient: I don't smoke either doctor.

Doctor: You should cut down on womanizing.

Patient: Good heavens! I haven't had a girlfriend in my entire life.

Doctor: Your problem is you have no problems! Get yourself a drink, learn to smoke, find a girlfriend or two, and then you will be alright.

8 votes

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Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "mickey" |
$12.00 won 8 votes

The phone bill was exceptionally high. Man called a family meeting to discuss the matter.

Dad: "This is unacceptable, I don't use the home phone, I use my work phone."

Mom: "Me too, I use my company phone. I hardly use the home phone."

Son: "I use my office mobile. I never use the home phone."

All of them shocked turned to look at the maid who was patiently listening to them all this time.

Maid: "What? So we all use our work phones, what is the big deal?"

8 votes

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Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Leogal" |