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A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.

The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, “Well, son, it was 1932. The depth of the Great Depression. I was down to my last nickel. “I invested that nickel in an apple. I spent the entire day polishing the apple and, at the end of the day, I sold the apple for ten cents.”

“The next morning, I invested those ten cents in two apples. I spent the entire day polishing them and sold them for 20 cents. I continued this system for a month, by the end of which I’d accumulated a fortune of $1.37.”

“Then my wife’s father died and left us two million dollars."

8 votes

Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "virgogal" |
$12.00 won 8 votes
 

A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?

B: It’s a girl. She’s my daughter.

A: Oh, I’m sorry, sir. I didn’t know that you were her father.

B: I’m not. I’m her MOTHER.

8 votes

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Joke Won 3rd Place won $12.00
posted by "Leogal" |
$12.00 won 8 votes

Little Johnny went with his mother for the first time to deliver lunches to the elderly.

Little Johnny kept starring at a pair of false teeth soaking in a glass.

He said, very softly, "The tooth fairy will never believe this!"

8 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Benjones" |
$9.00 won 8 votes

My wife is mad at me, says I have no sense of direction.

So I packed all my bags and right!

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Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |