THINGS THAT IS DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. British Constitution
3. Passive- aggressive disorder
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Nope, no more beer for me.
2. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
3. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.
How easy is it to count in binary?
It’s as easy as 01 10 11.
I decided to do the DNA test to discover who I really am...
They sent me the results and the conclusion reached...
They sent me a package of seeds and suggested I start over again!
I put my root beer in a square glass...
Now it's just beer.