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$50.00 won 8 votes

THINGS THAT IS DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

 THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. British Constitution
3. Passive- aggressive disorder  

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Nope, no more beer for me.
2. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
3. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.

8 votes

Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Benjones" |
$25.00 won 8 votes

How easy is it to count in binary?

It’s as easy as 01 10 11.

8 votes

CATEGORY Computer Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "barber7796" |
$6.00 won 8 votes

I decided to do the DNA test to discover who I really am...

They sent me the results and the conclusion reached...

They sent me a package of seeds and suggested I start over again!

8 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "barber7796" |
$12.00 won 8 votes

I put my root beer in a square glass...

Now it's just beer.

8 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "aak" |