After separate but lengthy trials two guys meet in a prison-cell and tried to get the upper or lower bunk.
PRISONER #1: How long are you here for?
PRISONER#2 : Twenty-seven years. Hwo long are you in for?
PRISIONER #1 : Twenty-five years.
PRISONER #2 : Well,then, you sleep by the door: you'll get out before me.
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