My friend came back from Las Vegas once. He told me the slot machines are easy to win big at.
He went to town in a $10,000 Nissan, left in a $360,000 Porsche.
I thought, "Nice, I'm going to get in on that." So I left for Vegas in my $15,000 Toyota. Came back in a $800,000 vehicle.
A Greyhound bus.
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