Best Jokes

A little boy in my infant class came into school and told me he could spell his mum’s name.

“M-U-M,” he said proudly.

Before I could congratulate him, another little boy said excitedly, “That’s how you spell my mum’s name too!”

The homework assignment for my Spanish class was to write a paragraph. When I returned their papers, I asked one student if he had used Google Translate or any other online translator to write his paper.

He categorically denied doing so.

That led to my next question, “Then why is this in French?”

Doctor, Doctor I think I need glasses.

You certainly do, Sir, this is a fish and chip shop!!

Why did the teddy bear skip lunch?

Because he was stuffed!!