Best Jokes

$10.00 won 8 votes
 

Mel: "Well hello John Corcoran. Remember me? We met in Maine one rainy night, about six years ago at the Moose River Junction, during your sales seminar."

John: "Goodbye, sir."

Mel: "Aren't you going to try to sell me something?"

John: "No, I only sell memory courses."

8 votes

Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "barber7796" |
$15.00 won 7 votes
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My pet mouse Elvis died today...

He was caught in a trap.

7 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |
$6.00 won 7 votes

Whoever stole my anti depressants...

I hope you’re happy now!

7 votes

Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |
$50.00 won 7 votes
 

My sister is a know-it-all who bristles at anyone’s well-intentioned advice. But when our older sister gave her several clever tips, she was impressed.

"I have to hand it to Pat," she told me. "She really is smart. Not Jeopardy smart, more like Wheel of Fortune smart."

7 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "sravanthi" |