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Q: What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall?

A: "Dam."

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posted by "ajokes" |
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Richard Branson has announced plans to develop a new type of plane that can fly from New York to Tokyo in one hour...

Apparently, the engines are powered by human screams!

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CATEGORY Airplane Jokes
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posted by "srg" |
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My mom wants me to name my kids after people in our family.

So I’m naming my firstborn Uncle Karl.

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
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posted by "sravanthi" |
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Before google, there were librarians. Here are some queries posed to the poor, suffering staff of public libraries:

• A woman wanted “inspirational material on grass and lawns.”

• “Who built the English Channel?”

• “Is there a full moon every night in Acapulco?”

• “Music suitable for a doll wedding to take place between a Shirley Temple doll and a teddy bear.”

• “Can the New York Public Library recommend a good forger?”

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posted by "Mary" |