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Favorite this joke A customer walked up to my bank window and asked me to cash a check.
“Of course,” I said. “But I’ll need to see ID.”
She dug though her purse and handed me a snapshot.
“That’s me in the middle,” she said.
Why did Sherlock Holmes get audited by the IRS?
He had too many deductions.
Joe: "Your father is so stingy he looks over the top of his glasses to keep them from wearing out."
Jack: "He's not stingy. He's just economical."
Joe: "He's so economical he hasn't spent over$100 dollars over the last five years."
Jack: "That's not so economical. My brother is more economical than that. But he'll be out next Monday."
"When are you going to fix that front fence," said the farmers wife.
"Next week when Johnny Jr. comes home from college," replied Johnny Sr.
"What will the boy know about fixing a fence?"
"He ought to know a heap. He wrote me that he'd been taking fencing lessons for over a month."
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