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Why did the elevator go to the doctor?

Because it was coming down with something.

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posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
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A customer walked up to my bank window and asked me to cash a check.

“Of course,” I said. “But I’ll need to see ID.”

She dug though her purse and handed me a snapshot.

“That’s me in the middle,” she said.

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posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
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Why did Sherlock Holmes get audited by the IRS?

He had too many deductions.

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posted by "Prathyusha" |
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Joe: "Your father is so stingy he looks over the top of his glasses to keep them from wearing out."

Jack: "He's not stingy. He's just economical."

Joe: "He's so economical he hasn't spent over$100 dollars over the last five years."

Jack: "That's not so economical. My brother is more economical than that. But he'll be out next Monday."

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posted by "Benjones" |