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The mother to be wrote to Washington for a pamphlet on the subject of "Prenatal Care". A few days later she received a reply regretfully informing her that the requested pamphlet was out of stock but as soon as it was available it would be sent to her.

Quite a few months passed and the lady received a package from the bureau. The Superintendent of Public Documents apologized for the delay and felt that under the circumstances they could take the liberty of substituting the pamphlet originally asked for with another, "Infant Care".

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posted by "barber7796" |
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Job Interviewer: "Where do you see yourself in 5 years?"

Me: "I would say my biggest weakness is listening."

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posted by "detour00" |
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I am so broke, I had to put my nervous breakdown on layaway.

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posted by "shopin55" |
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What happens when the queen burps?

She issues a royal pardon.

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posted by "WomenPower" |