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"Dad, can I unplug your phone? It's almost full and mine is dying!"

"No, you'll have to go to Rhode Island."

"What?"

"For a new port."

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posted by "Chloe2015" |
$50.00 won 8 votes
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John: Do you know how we can make varnish disappear?

Joseph: No. How can we make it disappear?

John: Just remove the letter "r" and it will vanish!

8 votes

Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
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"Now, you got to keep away from this guy," the trainer whispered to his fighter. "Jab him and get away or he'll use his right. Don't let him get set up to use his right."

"I understand," said the fighter. "I'll do just like you say. Suppose he does get his right going and hits me clean. What do I do?"

"Nothing," replied the trainer. "Just relax and the referee and I will carry you to your corner."

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CATEGORY Sport Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "barber7796" |
$25.00 won 8 votes

Dorothy, the little daughter of a tire salesman, had seen triplets for the first time.

"Oh mother," she cried out upon returning home, "what do you think I saw today?"

"I can't imagine, dear, what?"

"A lady had twins, and a spare!"

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CATEGORY Baby Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "barber7796" |