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I saw this ad for burial plots...

I thought to myself, "That is the last thing I need!"

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posted by "Benjones" |
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Mrs. Cole, the science teacher, took her students out of school for a social experiment. They arrived at a farmhouse and she placed two buckets in front of a donkey – one filled with water and the other with alcohol.

The donkey drank all the water while leaving the alcohol untouched.

Mrs. Cole asked the students, “What did you learn from this experiment?”

One boy replied, “One who does not drink alcohol is a donkey!”

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posted by "RobertAlex" |
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What is a frog's favorite game?

Hop-scotch!!

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posted by "Clown" |
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A new mummy has just been discovered in Egypt! It was found covered in chocolate and nuts.

They believe he was called Pharaoh Rocher!

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |