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The Burglary
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Victim (after burglary): They stole everything from my house but the soap and towels.

Policeman: Why, those dirty crooks!

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CATEGORY Dumb Criminals
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posted by "Jareth the Goblin King" |
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President's Teeth
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What do you call 1st President George Washington's false teeth?

PRESI-DEN-TURES!

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CATEGORY Dentist Jokes
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posted by "barber7796" |
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Make Me Numb
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Some puns leave me numb...

But math puns make me even number!

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posted by "Peter P." |
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It's In the Proof
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A climate scientist and a climate-change denier walk into a bar. The climate-change denier goes to the bartender and asks for the strongest drink in the house.

The bartender takes out a bottle and says, "This is Absinthe, about 75% alcohol. Can I sell you a glass?"

The climate-change denier gets all upset and leaves the bar in a huff. The climate scientist says to the bartender, "Those climate-change deniers! You can show them the proof but they still won't buy it!

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CATEGORY Bar & Drinking Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "maryjones" |