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I’m now in high school, so when I ran into my third-grade teacher, I doubted she would remember me.

“Hi, Miss Butcher,” I said.

“Hi, Eddie,” she replied.

“So you do remember me?” I asked.

“Sure. You don’t always leave a good impression, but you definitely leave a lasting one.”

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CATEGORY School Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Mary" |
$25.00 won 7 votes

A politician visited a remote little rural village and asked the inhabitants what the government could do for them.

“We have two big needs,” said the village headman. “First, we have a hospital but no doctor.”

The politician whipped out his cellphone, spoke for a while and then said, “I have sorted it out. A doctor will arrive here tomorrow. What is your other need?”

“We have no cellphone reception at all in our village.”

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
$25.00 won 7 votes

The salesman at the furniture store told me, “This sofa will seat 5 people without any problems.”

I said, “Where the hell am I going to find 5 people without any problems?”

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CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
$50.00 won 7 votes
 

My GPS just told me to turn around...

Now I can’t see where I’m driving.

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CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |