Best Jokes

"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!"

"Don't worry, sir, the spider in your salad will get it."

Husband: "Honey, why do you usually answer me back with a question when I ask you a question?"

Wife: "Is that what I do?"

As Noah was building the ark, what type of lights did he use?

FLOOD LIGHTS!

Friend: "You shouldn't be gambling. One day you may win but you will lose the next day. The following day you may win again but the very next day you may lose."

Me: "Oh, I hear you! But don't worry, I will not be gambling daily... only on alternate days!"