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$8.00 won 7 votes

My girlfriend is fed up of my constant wordplay jokes.

I asked her, "What should I do to stop my addiction?"

She said, "Hey, whatever means necessary."

"No, no it doesn't," I said.

7 votes

Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
$7.00 won 7 votes

My girlfriend gets mad whenever I mess with her red wine.

So I added fruit and lemonade to it and now she’s sangria then ever!

7 votes

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Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Ryan Faidley" |
$6.00 won 7 votes

Text message from husband to his wife:

A very nice Highway Patrol officer asked me if I was drinking.

I jokingly replied, "That depends, are you buying?"

Tough crowd. Please send bail money.

7 votes

Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Eufaulasrguy" |
$50.00 won 7 votes

Woman: "Do you have a greeting card which reads 'You are my first and last love'?"

Store keeper: "Yes ma'am, we do."

Woman: "Perfect! Give me 10 such cards!"

7 votes

Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "RS" |