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Two nuns, a penguin, a man with a parrot on his shoulder, and a giraffe walk into a bar.

The bartender says, “What is this? Some kind of joke?”

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
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posted by "Mary" |
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In the men's room at work, the Boss had placed a sign directly above the sink. It had a single word on it -- "Think!"

The next day, when he went to the men's room, he looked at the sign and right below, immediately above the soap dispenser, someone had carefully lettered another sign which read -- "Thoap!"

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
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posted by "Ryan Faidley" |
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Did you hear about the guy that created the KNOCK KNOCK JOKE?

He won the NO-BELL prize.

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Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "shopin55" |
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I came home from work this evening and said to my wife, "Are we having salad for dinner?"

"Yes we are, how did you know?" she asked.

I replied, "Because I can't hear the smoke alarm."

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Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "RobertAlex" |