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My uncle, a courtroom artist, was arrested last night.

At this posting, details are sketchy.

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posted by "barber7796" |
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It's time for me to get a new masseuse...

The one I have now just rubs me the wrong way!

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posted by "MouthDiapers" |
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A young secretary in my office was telling anyone who would listen about what a fun time she had on her vacation. She then asked her boss for two weeks leave in which to get married.

"But you just had two weeks off," said the boss. "Why didn't you get married then?"

"What, and ruin my vacation?" she whined.

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posted by "Egbert" |
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Why did the doctor carry out blood tests on the secretarial candidates?

So that he could eliminate type-O's.

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posted by "iqannnylirod" |