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Tom to his mom: "Mom, please tell me a story?"

Mom: "Sorry, honey, I don't have any new stories to tell. But you should ask your dad why he was late coming home today. He will then tell you some amazing stories."

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CATEGORY Kid Jokes
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posted by "Kyoto" |
$12.00 won 7 votes

A man working with an electric saw accidentally cuts off all of his fingers. At the emergency room, his doctor says, "Give me the fingers, and I'll see what I can do."

The injured man replies, "But I don't have the fingers!"

"Why didn't you bring them?" the doctor asks.

The injured man responds, "Doc, I couldn't pick them up."

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posted by "tweetyr" |
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A little girl asks her father: "Daddy, what is corruption?"

"Go bring me a beer and I'll tell you."

"But mommy said you should stop drinking!"

"Get yourself an ice-cream too while you bring me that beer."

"Oh, okay!"

7 votes

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posted by "Leibel" |
$8.00 won 7 votes

A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night...

Oof!

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CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |