Woman customer in restaurant: "I'd like a margarita please."
Waiter: "I'll need to see your ID."
Customer (giggling while showing her ID): "You think I look like a teenager?"
Waiter: "No. I thought you qualified for our senior citizen discount."
One morning a local highway department crew reaches their job site and realizes they have forgotten all their shovels.
The crew's foreman calls the office and tells his supervisor the situation.
The supervisor says, "Don't worry, we'll send some shovels... just lean on each other until they arrive."