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Woman customer in restaurant: "I'd like a margarita please."

Waiter: "I'll need to see your ID."

Customer (giggling while showing her ID): "You think I look like a teenager?"

Waiter: "No. I thought you qualified for our senior citizen discount."

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Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Douglas" |
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What did the vet say when Schrodinger went to pick up his cat?

"I have good news and bad news..."

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CATEGORY Science Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "barber7796" |
$8.00 won 7 votes
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One morning a local highway department crew reaches their job site and realizes they have forgotten all their shovels.

The crew's foreman calls the office and tells his supervisor the situation.

The supervisor says, "Don't worry, we'll send some shovels... just lean on each other until they arrive."

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CATEGORY Business Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "HENNE" |
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I thought growing old GROWING OLD would take longer!

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CATEGORY Elderly Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Eufaulasrguy" |