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I think there's something wrong with my girlfriend.

She's hallucinating.

She keeps telling me she's seeing other people.

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posted by "Ryan Faidley" |
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My wife said last night: "You treat our marriage like it's some sort of game."

Unfortunately, this cost her 12 points and a bonus chance.

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posted by "Ryan Faidley" |
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The teacher to a student: Conjugate the verb “to walk” in simple present.

The student: I walk... you walk…

The teacher interrupts him: Quicker, please.

The student: I run... you run…

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posted by "SRD" |
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My uncle was crushed by a piano....

His funeral was very low key

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |