Best Jokes

"You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man of your background," sneered the lawyer at a witness on the stand.

"If I wasn't under oath, I'd return the compliment," replied the witness.

The morning before Christmas Adam arose and said, "It's Christmas, Eve."

Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight...

There would be mass confusion.

My horoscope said I was going to get my heart broken in 12 years time...

So I bought a puppy to cheer me up.