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A Washington reporter was awakened by her husband in the middle of the night. "I think there's a thief in the house," he said.

"No doubt," she said sleepily. "And there are a handful in the Senate, too."

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Attending the funeral of a close friend I thought I recognized a lady I had not seen in 25 years.

I went up to her and said, "You look like Helen Black..."

She replied and walked away, "You don't look so good in brown!"

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CATEGORY Elderly Jokes
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posted by "barber7796" |
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I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth.

Now when I talk, I have this weird axe scent.

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CATEGORY Puns
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posted by "Gegg Smith" |
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At a girl's college dormitory, dates were permitted only on Saturday night. One young man showed up on a Tuesday evening, explaining to an older woman in the lobby of the dorm that it was imperative he see a certain young lady immediately.

"I want to surprise her. You see, I'm her brother."

"Oh, she'll be surprised all right," said the woman. "But think of how surprised I am, I'm her mother!"

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
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posted by "Ryan Faidley" |