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Doctor: You have a disease, but we can treat it.

Patient: What’s the Cure?

Doctor: It’s an 80s rock band fronted by Robert Smith, but let’s try to stay focused...

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CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
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posted by "Gegg Smith" |
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In laughter the 'L' comes first...

The rest of the letters come 'aughter' it.

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CATEGORY Puns
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posted by "Danny Jackson" |
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2014: Didn't jog.

2015: Didn't jog.

2016: Didn't jog.

2017: Didn’t jog.

2018: Didn’t jog.

2019: Didn’t jog.

2020: Still haven’t jogged.

This is a running joke.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
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posted by "Gegg Smith" |
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Interviewer: "What would you consider one of your strengths?"

Me: "I perform under pressure..."

Interviewer: "Can you get give me an example?"

Me: (deep breath) "Mm ba ba de Um bum ba de Um bu bu ba de PRESSURE, pushing down on me..."

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CATEGORY Work Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |