Best Jokes

2014: Didn't jog.

2015: Didn't jog.

2016: Didn't jog.

2017: Didn’t jog.

2018: Didn’t jog.

2019: Didn’t jog.

2020: Still haven’t jogged.

This is a running joke.

Interviewer: "What would you consider one of your strengths?"

Me: "I perform under pressure..."

Interviewer: "Can you get give me an example?"

Me: (deep breath) "Mm ba ba de Um bum ba de Um bu bu ba de PRESSURE, pushing down on me..."

Do you know the new type of knock knock joke that starts with "no me neither?"

"No."

"Me neither."

My neighbor called and invited me over to see his new aardvark.

When I arrived he ask if I would like to play with him?

The aardvark was growling loudly and does not seem very friendly so I ask, "Does it bite?"

My neighbor replied, "That's what I want to find out..."