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One day teacher asked Sam if his father helped him with his homework.

Sam simply said - “No, he did it all by himself”!

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $10.00
posted by "Leogal" |
$8.00 won 7 votes

"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!"

"Don't worry, sir, the spider in your salad will get it."

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CATEGORY Food Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "hassam" |
$8.00 won 7 votes

A man was arraigned for assault and battery and brought before the judge.

Judge: What is your name, occupation, and what are you charged with?

Prisoner: My name is Sparky, I am an electrician and I'm charged with battery.

Judge (after recovering his equilibrium): Officer, put this guy in a dry cell.

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CATEGORY Lawyer Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "barber7796" |
$25.00 won 7 votes
 

Your mama's teeth are so rotten...

When she smiles... it looks like dice!

7 votes

CATEGORY Yo Momma Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Egbert" |