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2014: Didn't jog.

2015: Didn't jog.

2016: Didn't jog.

2017: Didn’t jog.

2018: Didn’t jog.

2019: Didn’t jog.

2020: Still haven’t jogged.

This is a running joke.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
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posted by "Gegg Smith" |
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Interviewer: "What would you consider one of your strengths?"

Me: "I perform under pressure..."

Interviewer: "Can you get give me an example?"

Me: (deep breath) "Mm ba ba de Um bum ba de Um bu bu ba de PRESSURE, pushing down on me..."

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CATEGORY Work Jokes
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posted by "Gegg Smith" |
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Do you know the new type of knock knock joke that starts with "no me neither?"

"No."

"Me neither."

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posted by "barber7796" |
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My neighbor called and invited me over to see his new aardvark.

When I arrived he ask if I would like to play with him?

The aardvark was growling loudly and does not seem very friendly so I ask, "Does it bite?"

My neighbor replied, "That's what I want to find out..."

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
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posted by "Egbert" |