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This past spring my church was flooded along with other places in the area. On the day back one of the Sunday School teacher decided to have a lesson on Noah and The Ark.

She asked the question: "Did you know that all the animals came on the ark in pairs?"

After some discussion, the teacher's fears were realizes as Little Johnny was waving his hand to be called on.

Little Johnny volunteered, "Teacher, all but the worms! They came on board in the apples."

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Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "Egbert" |
7 votes

"Hey officer, how did the hackers escape?"

"No idea, they just ransomware!"

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CATEGORY Police Jokes
posted by "Danny Jackson" |
$12.00 won 7 votes

On a recent flight from New York to Seattle an elderly lady stands up and shouts, "Is there a doctor here?"

A nice, serious guy approaches her quickly and tells her, "I am. What is the problem?"

She replies, "Do you want to meet my daughter?"

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CATEGORY Airplane Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Egbert" |
$8.00 won 7 votes

In laughter the 'L' comes first...

The rest of the letters come 'aughter' it.

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Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |