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WomenPower

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Member Since : Mar, 2018
# of jokes posted : 37
# of followers : 0
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 1
Location: United States
won: $ 42.00
$9.00 won 8 votes

My wife called. She said, "The two kids want you to take them bowling on Saturday, then afterwards they want you to take them to the cinema."

"It's either one or the other," I said. "Otherwise it's too expensive."

"OK" she replied. "Which one do you prefer?"

I said, "David!"

8 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
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The engineering students conspired to make fun of the professor, Mr. Lawrence. They went up to him and said, “Sir, We have invented a device which can help one see through a solid wall.”

Mr. Lawrence asked, “Really? What is that?”

One student said, “A hole.”

9 votes

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Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
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Ms. Higgins asked the class, “If you were to choose between fortune & prosperity at one end, and cleverness & intellect on the other, what would be your choice?”

John raised his hand and answered, “I would opt for fortune & prosperity.”

Mrs. Higgins said, “If I were you, I would choose cleverness and intellect.”

John was quick to answer, “Maybe you are right, one chooses what one is deficient in.”

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CATEGORY Kid Jokes
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What happens when the queen burps?

She issues a royal pardon.

8 votes

Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
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