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This past spring my church was flooded along with other places in the area. On the day back one of the Sunday School teacher decided to have a lesson on Noah and The Ark.

She asked the question: "Did you know that all the animals came on the ark in pairs?"

After some discussion, the teacher's fears were realizes as Little Johnny was waving his hand to be called on.

Little Johnny volunteered, "Teacher, all but the worms! They came on board in the apples."

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posted by "Egbert" |
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"Hey officer, how did the hackers escape?"

"No idea, they just ransomware!"

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |
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On a recent flight from New York to Seattle an elderly lady stands up and shouts, "Is there a doctor here?"

A nice, serious guy approaches her quickly and tells her, "I am. What is the problem?"

She replies, "Do you want to meet my daughter?"

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posted by "Egbert" |
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The golfer sliced a ball into a field of chickens, striking one of the hens and killing it instantly. He was understandably upset, and sought out the farmer.

“I’m sorry,” he said, “my terrible tee-shot hit one of your hens and killed it. Can I replace the hen?”

“I don’t know about that,” replied the farmer, mulling it over. “How many eggs a day do you lay?”

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posted by "barber7796" |