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While visiting a country school, the chairman of the Board Of Education became provoked at the noise the unruly students were making in the next room.

Angrily, he opened the door and grabbed one of the taller boys who seemed to be doing most of the talking. He dragged the boy to the next room and stood him in the corner.

A few minutes later, a small boy stuck his head in the room and pleaded, “Please, sir, may we have our teacher back?”

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CATEGORY School Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Benjones" |
$10.00 won 7 votes

One day teacher asked Sam if his father helped him with his homework.

Sam simply said - “No, he did it all by himself”!

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $10.00
posted by "Leogal" |
$9.00 won 7 votes

After reviewing Little Johnny's report card, Johnny's mother gave praise for the marks he received except for one class. "Johnny, I wish you would pay a little attention to your arithmetic."

"Well I do," Johnny replied. "I pay as little attention to arithmetic as possible."

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Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Everleigh" |
$12.00 won 7 votes

Little Johnny's father took him on a fishing trip to Canada.

On returning home after catching only three fish his father says, "The way I figure it each fish cost us $400!"

Little Johnny replied, "Well, at that price it’s a good thing we didn’t catch any more of them than we did."

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CATEGORY Sport Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "maryjones" |