Best Jokes

In laughter the 'L' comes first...

The rest of the letters come 'aughter' it.

2014: Didn't jog.

2015: Didn't jog.

2016: Didn't jog.

2017: Didn’t jog.

2018: Didn’t jog.

2019: Didn’t jog.

2020: Still haven’t jogged.

This is a running joke.

Interviewer: "What would you consider one of your strengths?"

Me: "I perform under pressure..."

Interviewer: "Can you get give me an example?"

Me: (deep breath) "Mm ba ba de Um bum ba de Um bu bu ba de PRESSURE, pushing down on me..."

Do you know the new type of knock knock joke that starts with "no me neither?"

"No."

"Me neither."