Best Jokes

Boss: Congratulations! I'm promoting you to manage our Montreal office!

Young man (disappointed): But sir! There's nothing up there but bar girls and hockey players.

Boss (now insulted): I'll have you know that MY MOTHER is from Montreal!

Young man (thinking fast): No kidding? What hockey team did she play on?

What is at the end of everything?

The letter 'G'.

What do you say to your sister when she's crying?

"Are you having a crisis?"

How do you make a cheeseburger sad?

Make it with blue cheese!