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Favorite this joke Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.
Why do teenage girls only hang around in groups of odd numbers?
"Because OMG they can’t even..."
My girlfriend is impossible to buy for so I asked her best friend what I should get her for her birthday.
Best Friend: “Does she like you?”
Me: “Oh yes, I am positive she likes me!!!”
Best friend: “If she likes you, she’ll like anything.”
I built a model of Mount Everest.
My son asked, “Is it to scale?”
I replied, “No... it’s to look at.”
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