Best Jokes

I built a model of Mount Everest.

My son asked, “Is it to scale?”

I replied, “No... it’s to look at.”

Little Johnny was playing in his yard when his next door neighbor drove by pulling a trailer. He ask what did he have in the trailer?

"Manure,"the neighbor replied.

"What are you going to do with it?" asked Little Johnny

"Put it on my strawberries," answered the farmer.

Little Johnny replied, "You ought to come and eat with us, we put ice-cream on our strawberries."

I Changed all my passwords to 'incorrect."

Whenever I forget, it will tell me: "Your password is incorrect."

Son: Daddy, I got punished in school today.

Dad: Why?

Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying, "At the end of this scale there is an idiot.".

I just asked "Which end?".